This. is worth it. For every single Harry Potter fan. Take some time, turn out the lights, and cry in front of the monitor for a little while.
Staring at a picture of Jeff Blim on facebook
Gatsby: he's RED HOT! he should be one of the THREE MUSKETEERS! give me a BREAK!
questcrew4life: his smile makes me SNICKER with delight
: he sure is a HOT TAMALE
Gatsby: he has shown us the (MILKY) WAY
questcrew4life: yes, and he's a real WHOPPER
Gatsby: he's no MILK DUD.
questcrew4life: i sure am a SUCKER for him
: if anyone tries to take him from me, i wonder how many LICKS it would take to kill them
: he's my SWEETHEART
Gatsby: i sure hope nobody tries to burst your BUBBLE...GUM
questcrew4life: me too, or else i might have to go on a killing SPREE
Gatsby: gosh, you're such a TWIXster
: don't do anything DUMDUM!
questcrew4life: yeah! also, anyone insane enough to think he belongs to them and not me is an AIRHEAD
: his eyes pack a SOUR PUNCH
Gatsby: well, he's a real heartbreaker, but hopefully you won't have to be a JAWBREAKER
questcrew4life: he's M&M...magnificent and marvelous!
: he's probably a real SMARTIE
Gatsby: yeah, he's such a kewl KITKAT!
questcrew4life: oh, give me a BREAK!
: he's no PEZant
: he could be my SUGAR DADDY any day
: and i'd be his SUGAR BABY
Gatsby: he's definitely worth 100 GRAND!
questcrew4life: his eyes are the color of the SKY BAR
Gatsby: he brings me so much ALMOND JOY
questcrew4life: oh, i DON'T like those...
Gatsby: harryfreakinpotterfreak is going to have at least 100 GRAND fb notifications tomorrow...but unfortunately i'll have to talk to you chocoLATE-r; i'm going to rob the Second National Bank of all its two-dollar bills-- i mean, go to bed.
questcrew4life: and i will be simultaneously robbing the Second National Bank of all its two-dollar bills as well.
Gatsby: see you tomorrow for more SWEET punning.
harryfreakinpotterfreak: so many puns! just as i was on my way to see a DOUBLE FEATURE!!
#JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE
HE CAN JUST YELL FLAME ON
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Each single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
YES
EPIC
reblob 4 future reference
reads smut
does everything with this on
I just scratched my nose and this music made it the most meaningful thing I did all day











